June 2013
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
“Let’s not talk about how I am. It’s a subject I know too much about to want to think about anymore.”
—Ernest Hemingway, A Way You’ll Never Be (via closedforprayer)
If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck
“They’re like, 12”
—The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via xladyloba)
